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Countach Over the Alps

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We’re meeting Lamborghini test driver Valentino Balboni 1100 miles away – and have a Countach 5000 Quattrovalvole for our blast across the Alps. It’s the journey of a lifetime

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This is Countach country. The road could have been built for my amusement, with its heady mix of inclines and sweepers
The sun is setting above Switzerland’s Oberalp Pass, and the sky’s trying its best to divert my attention from the small matter of driving hard before I lose the light completely. The road stretches out before me, traffic-less and meandering – snow-capped mountain to the right, rich green valley to the left.
And behind, Lamborghini’s bellowing V12 reminds me that I’m savouring one of life’s truly great experiences.

The adventure started weeks before with a single word – Countach – and the seed of an idea. It’s 40 years since the covers were thrown off the original LP500 prototype at the Geneva Auto Salon, and Octane decided that this landmark birthday needed to be celebrated in a style befitting the car’s iconic status. A plan was rapidly hatched. We would gather the most important Countach variations Lamborghini produced during its 17-year run, and enlist the company’s test driver Valentino Balboni to pronounce his verdict: which is the greatest of all?

So now I’m en route to a private airfield near the factory in Sant’Agata Bolognese, and a trio of Countaches: a 1974 LP400, a 1984 LP5000S and a 1990 Anniversary – all I’d had to do was find a 5000 Quattrovalvole.  Which is what I’m driving. Harry Metcalfe, editorial director of Octane’s sister magazine evo, bought this 1987 example in September. How would he feel about Octane taking it down to Italy and the chance for Valentino to pronounce a verdict on his car? It took him a nanosecond to volunteer.

The drive down to the Channel crossing has been as close to uneventful as is possible in a Countach. Re-familiarising with an exotic can be a lengthy process; simple matters such as working out the location of the fuel filler, light switches or bonnet release take on real significance, but are attended to only after you’ve spent time drinking in the Quattrovalvole’s astonishing styling. Even when saddled with the wheelarch extensions that its ultra-wide tyres demands, it still has the power to paralyse at 50 paces. A rush of excitement that I’ve not felt in a very long time does its best to overwhelm me.

Getting into a Countach is undignified unless you’re an Italian playboy: you fall into the single-piece driving seat after contorting your way around the scissor doors and over the wide sill. Once you’re ensconced in the leather-lined cabin, and adopting the reclined driving position it forces upon you, a feeling of well-being descends. But that’s rapidly shattered when the Lamborghini is stoked into life.

Flick the ignition, prime the fuel pumps for about 15 seconds, dab the throttle, then engage the starter. The V12 coughs, splutters… and after a couple of blips on the pedal explodes into life. Considering
the end of the crankshaft is about three inches from my head and is forcing cold oil around the block, it’s remarkably free of vibration. As for the noise – even at idle, it’s loud and seriously addictive.

The fat-rimmed vertical steering wheel, cramped but nicely positioned pedals, and the cylindrical gearknob seem perfectly positioned for those in a hurry, but the steering is heavy to the point of distraction when parking, changing gear demands a physical effort that originates in the shoulders, and all three foot controls require considerably more effort than the brake pedal on your average family saloon.

Yet, surprisingly, it’s a consummate motorway cruiser – a welcome fact, as I am facing a 400-mile run down to the first stop-off near Strasbourg. But even before the Countach and I have left the UK, I’m becoming accustomed to being treated like a film star: at the first refill, cameraphones appear from nowhere, inquisitive drivers ask ‘What’ll she do?’, and children stare unashamedly. It happens all the way to Italy.

Daylight has gone when I disembark in France, and my red-eye to Strasbourg will be the car’s first real test. I’m spearing through Belgium and into Luxembourg, so there’s no flattery by France’s billiard-smooth autoroutes, and less chance of being apprehended by over-officious flics.

By the time I rumble round Lille’s frantic Boulevard Périphérique and head into Belgium, the Countach is really starting to impress. Compared with a modern supercar, the Lamborghini rides amazingly well . At no point do Belgium’s pock-marked motorways destabilise it, even though the tyres roar their disapproval. Directional stability is superb, and the steering full of feel – around the straight-ahead, it telegraphs road surface nuances beautifully. Obviously, the V12 dominates proceedings but at constant throttle openings it’s far from fatiguing and, at the 3000-4000rpm required to hold legal European speeds, it buzzes along with a sound like a light aircraft’s.

The rain comes in Luxembourg. I’ve worked out how to stop the cabin steaming up, learnt to live with the headlights’ feeble dipped performance, and the new Toyos up-front are especially well-suited to clearing standing water, so my confidence continues to build all the way to Strasbourg. Tired, but far from spent, I arrive at my hotel at 2am, hoping the weather will improve as the dawn arrives.

It’s amazing how different things appear after a night’s sleep. It’s cold but the sky is blue, and the distant hills look inviting. Sant’Agata beckons tomorrow, so I head for the Swiss Alps. Near Basel, the sheer number of drivers who slow down for a closer look is unnerving – if only because, when they’re alongside, they can’t be seen, thanks to the Countach’s Transit-sized blind spots. Good mirrors would help. But good mirrors don’t look sexy.

By the time I’m past Lucerne’s industrial hinterland, the Alps are reshaping the scenery. Villages, railway lines and the motorway cower in the valley, and tiny roads wend their way up the mountainsides into the clouds. Enough! I dive off and head for the skiing resort of Andermatt.

This is Countach country. The road could have been built for my amusement, with its heady mix of inclines and sweepers. Out of dogleg first and into second, time to floor the long-travel throttle. Lowish gearing and ample torque mean pick-up is instant, and the action is accompanied by a charismatic, deep-chested induction roar. From 4500rpm the V12 bellows all the way to the natural change-up point at 7200. Snatch third, do the same – and suddenly I am going very quickly indeed.

Pitching into corners, the lack of roll make this a car you turn with real determination.  Any thoughts of the massive V12 nestling behind, upsetting the weight distribution, are filed under ‘not relevant’. This road surface is unfeasibly grippy, and understeer is a word that just doesn’t feature in the Countach’s vocabulary.

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I am aiming for one of the region’s all-year passes, Oberalp. Much of it is open and sweeping, but it still manages to encompass a serious number of hairpins on the way to its 2046m summit. And things get really physical. Climbing out of Andermatt and hanging on to second, I dive into the first hairpin and have to manhandle the wheel to make the turn. That direct and weighty steering, so delightful on open roads, makes the Countach unwieldy here.

But it’s all forgivable because, on the exit, I plant the throttle and conduct the V12 symphony once again, the revs rising and the exhaust’s crackle and fizz bouncing off the mountainside before I hit the brakes for the next 180-degree turn. In I dive again and again, playing with the throttle, gaining confidence with every turn on the deserted pass.

The light is fading: time to head south into Italy. Driving back into the valley, exhaust popping, engine singing and my nerve-ends tingling, the Countach is getting better and better with every mile. St Gotthard Pass is closed, so I take the tunnel instead – and enjoy 15 miles of throttle abuse-related howls and crackles bouncing right back at me. Bliss, noisy bliss!

The final stretch should be a short hop from the Swiss border to Sant’Agata, but an hour is wasted in the Milan rush hour, stuck in a jam backed up behind a crash and a broken tollbooth. This feels like a Monday morning on the M25, so I change routes.

And at this point I’m reminded that I’ve not clocked up any big speeds in the Lamborghini. I am overtaking when a Swiss-registered Lexus LS600h comes up fast, flashing its lights, urging me out of the way. I flick the indicator to let the driver know I am going to pull over, but he welds himself to my rear.
 
I have a few cars left to pass, and instead of prolonging the tailgating agony I decide to press harder. Dropping to third, I floor it – and the Countach squats briefly and hurls itself at the horizon. At 7000rpm, I change up to fourth, and romp forwards. The car feels so planted that it inspires massive confidence on the arrow-straight piece of autostrada. Into fifth, and it feels capable of going forever – engine noise continues to dominate, and acceleration simply refuses to back down. This 455bhp V12 is enjoying its time off the leash.

In the distance I see another gaggle of traffic, so I back off – the Lexus behind has long since disappeared – and hit the brakes. At which point I remember the Lamborghini might still have crushing straight-line pace, but it brakes like a 1980s car. Without a servo.

Point proven about Countach pace, I peel off and head for the hills. No trip to Italy in a Lamborghini is complete without a diversion into a medieval village. As I pilot the car through heart-stoppingly narrow passageways to get to the central piazza, what seems like the whole population suddenly wants to greet me. Once again I feel like a celebrity, as smiling questions are fired at me in quick succession… and once again, the Countach has become the ultimate conversation starter.

I am within 50 miles of Sant’Agata when I face my first mechanical issue. It manifests itself in an ominous tapping at idle… and it’s getting louder. A quick look underneath the car reveals nothing, but once the engine cover is up it’s obvious that the toothed alternator belt is breaking down.

With dusk rapidly falling, and the rush hour traffic around Modena building, I take the risk and plug on. With the battery warning light glowering angrily at me, and the remainder of the belt shrieking in protest, I am now attracting even more attention – and yet by some miracle everything holds together. I finally make it to the Lamborghini factory, smiling and exhausted from three days of high excitement and pure exertion.

Waiting for me are Metcalfe and Balboni. Even before I am out of the Countach, the ever-helpful and gracious Valentino is arranging to have the belt changed. His network of friends extends so far that he can pursuade an Italian workshop to take in the car at 6pm on a Friday evening and get it fixed for 8am the following morning.

It’s not the glorious ending to the trip that I’d have liked, but I don’t care. I am on a high following one of the all-time great drives. The Countach has proved itself to be the ultimate way to demolish continents – and despite my pre-journey jitters, it hasn’t missed a beat, it is comfortable, and it has more than enough room for a driver and passenger – and their luggage too. It’s still ferociously quick, fun on the right roads, and attracts suitably star-struck attention.

The legend of the 1980s bedroom wall remains intact and, aside from its huge thirst, is just as capable now as it ever was.All I need to know is whether the Quattrovalvole is the best Countach of them all – and I’ll leave that one for Valentino to decide.

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